Enjoy a funny IAS Interview..

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Enjoy a funny IAS Interview..
The IAS Interview

One young man went for an IAS Interview.


"When did India get independence?" He was asked.


"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.


"Who was responsible for our independence?"

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santa market jata hai underwear kharidne ke liye.
santa: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 150.
Kanjoos santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

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1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.
1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah GANESH murti rakhi,
Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.

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Ek Sardar bina chhile kela kha rha tha.kisi ne usse kaha ise chhil to lo.Sardar bola chhilne ki kya jarurat h, mujhe malum h isme kela hi h.

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Sir:Chalo Newton's law batao?SANTA:Sir Mujhe pura nahi bas last ka aata hai.Sir: chalo utna hi batao.SANTA- And dis is called d Newton's law

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Tcher:Konsa Prinda sab se Tez udta h?Boy:Hathi.Tehr:Nalayak, tere baap kya krta h?Boy:mumbai k don hai.T: Shabash hathi sahi jawab he...!

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A winning horse doesn't know what is win

He only runs in the pain given by is rider.so
whenever u r in the pain,think that god wants U Win.

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Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals
Student: Magarmachh.
Teacher: very good or batao.
Student: Magarmachh ki biwi,ladka,ladki or vidhwa maa..

Wife : Do u love me?

Wife : Do u love me?
Huby : of course I do..
Wife : to Aap meri parwaah kyoun nahi karte

Huby : are pagli pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte

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Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat

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Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen. To turant wahan se hat jayen. Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…Janhit mai jaari!!!

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Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k 2 AUG ko MOB Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo RAKHI sms kr skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko "BHAI" bna skti h.

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Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?
Santa:wo book facebook thi, isliye.

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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chhodo

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Ek kali ladki ko jadugar ne jadoo se pankh uga diya..
LADKI: Are wah mai pari ban gai..
JADUGAR- Nahi re tu chamgadar ban gai hai.

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Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

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A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls. Stop behaving like my wife.
will u pls. allow me to complete
the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting.



"Ignorance upto a tym would raise ur valueBt whn it is adopted as a habit,it wil make othrs ignore u."So respectrelationships n hold dem carefully..

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Accidnt k bad Driver Gusse se
Maine Car Ki Headlights On krke btaya
Tha k Pehle mje jane Do
Sardar:Maine B To Wiper Chala K Btaya Tha

Ki
Na Munna Na
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Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the.GOD: Ye log narak me bhi Aish kar rahe hain.Yamraj: Delhi wale hain. Saale Kahin bhi SET ho jate hain....


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Ek sardoro k gaanv m nadi pe bridge bnaya gya. Builder:bahut achch ho gya.Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair k nadi paar krte the ab chhav m tair kar karenge.

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Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai?
Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai?
Aadmi:-nahin to..
bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.