funny hindi sms 160 characters

santa market jata hai underwear kharidne ke liye.
santa: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 150.
Kanjoos santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

hindi jokes sms 160 character

1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.
1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah GANESH murti rakhi,
Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.

160 character sms in english

A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls. Stop behaving like my wife.
will u pls. allow me to complete
the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting.



"Ignorance upto a tym would raise ur valueBt whn it is adopted as a habit,it wil make othrs ignore u."So respectrelationships n hold dem carefully..

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"1 Baccha har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata hai.Tcher ki wife:Kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye hai,baar-2 phone kyu karte ho.Baccha: sun ke accha lagta hai."

Height of misunderstanding:sum1 placed bomb near a lady,every1 strted shouting:"aunty bomb hai"She smiled n said nahi re paglon ab pehle jaisi baat kahan

Phone Na Karna BiLL Jyada ayega,Msg Na karna Paisa Kharch Ho jaeyga Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yad Karna free me kam ho jayega

A relationship without trust is like a phone without balance.. And what do you do with a phone with ZERO balance ?......''You play games''..! :

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Accidnt k bad Driver Gusse se
Maine Car Ki Headlights On krke btaya
Tha k Pehle mje jane Do
Sardar:Maine B To Wiper Chala K Btaya Tha

Ki
Na Munna Na
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Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the.GOD: Ye log narak me bhi Aish kar rahe hain.Yamraj: Delhi wale hain. Saale Kahin bhi SET ho jate hain....


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Ek sardoro k gaanv m nadi pe bridge bnaya gya. Builder:bahut achch ho gya.Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair k nadi paar krte the ab chhav m tair kar karenge.