for delete

DOCTOR to AISWARIYA's BABY-You know,Who is your Grandfather?BABY-Yes,Big B.Who's your Mother?Miss world Aishwariya Who's your father?-No idea sirji. 

sms on thakur

Gabbar:Ye hath mujhe dede. Thakur:Lele mere hath b lele,Basanti k b leleJay or Veru tum b dedoDURGA MATA banja saale!Gbbr-Sorry Yar Tu To emotionl ho gaya.

jokes sms in hindi

Paresh Rawal style:Sula de re deva,sula deYee..Mere ko nai re deva,mere dost koyee..Hamesha k liye nai re deva,aj rat k liye Good Night.

only 140 character sms

Girl: Ladka kaisa h?pandit-ladka achha h, Engineering kiya h,dikhne me  FILM ka HERO lagta h.!Girl: kounsa film ka hero.?......"Pipply live"

EK THA TIGER

Hansi mejak ke wo pal yaad rakhna

Is GEHRI dosti ko yaad rakhna

Mehfil me kal main rahu ya na rahu

  EK THA TIGER 

tumhare group me bus itna yaad rakhna .