140 character non veg sms

Ek Sardar bina chhile kela kha rha tha.kisi ne usse kaha ise chhil to lo.Sardar bola chhilne ki kya jarurat h, mujhe malum h isme kela hi h.

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Sir:Chalo Newton's law batao?SANTA:Sir Mujhe pura nahi bas last ka aata hai.Sir: chalo utna hi batao.SANTA- And dis is called d Newton's law

sms hindi jokes 140 character

Tcher:Konsa Prinda sab se Tez udta h?Boy:Hathi.Tehr:Nalayak, tere baap kya krta h?Boy:mumbai k don hai.T: Shabash hathi sahi jawab he...!

140 character sms in english

A winning horse doesn't know what is win

He only runs in the pain given by is rider.so
whenever u r in the pain,think that god wants U Win.

140 character sms

Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals
Student: Magarmachh.
Teacher: very good or batao.
Student: Magarmachh ki biwi,ladka,ladki or vidhwa maa..