140 character non veg sms

Ek Sardar bina chhile kela kha rha tha.kisi ne usse kaha ise chhil to lo.Sardar bola chhilne ki kya jarurat h, mujhe malum h isme kela hi h.



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Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, 
Wife – kesa lag raha he ji? 
Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.


free 140 character sms

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Doctor after Operation & Students after Exams 
Both tell the same Answer
we tried our best can’t say anything right now




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Master: How Old is ur father? 
Pappu: As old as I am. 
Master: How is it possible? 
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.



140 santa banta hindi sms

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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? 
Student: vidya ke khaatir 
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? 
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir 



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Patient:Nurse Moojhe EKDAM potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khaye to roti,normal ke liye kya karu? 

Nurse:PoTTI KHA!





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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.