Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
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Showing posts with label short messages. Show all posts
comedy jokes
sharab pine se phele sab bolte hai CHEERS..!!sharab pine se phele sab bolte hai CHEERS..!!.....AARE O PUSHPA..I HATE TEARS.
joks
Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,Wawa!Arz kiya hai-Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,Wah wah!Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.
Kya aap jante hai ki duniya ka sabse mehnga liquid kaunsa
Kya aap jante hai ki duniya ka sabse mehnga liquid kaunsa hai.Answer hai"AANSU"kyun ki usme sirf 1% pani aur 99% feelings hoti hai.
Ques? Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than theEiffel Tower?
Ques? Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than theEiffel Tower?Ans : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can?t jump- THINK DIFFERENT
