hindi sms 140 character

Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na




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Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.........Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)




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Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gaiUsne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai..Aur Maine jo sher mara totototoSherni widow ho gai.




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KUCH LOG..ITNE.PERFECT HOTE HAIN...K UNKE LIYE TAREEF K ALFAZ KAM PAD JATE HE..For example."AAP".MUJHE HI DEKHLO



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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hi gamo ki gahrai m, Hume mat dhundo bhid m, Hum milenge tmhe kisi tanhai me.

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