160 character sms in english



A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls. Stop behaving like my wife.
will u pls. allow me to complete
the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting.



"Ignorance upto a tym would raise ur valueBt whn it is adopted as a habit,it wil make othrs ignore u."So respectrelationships n hold dem carefully..

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