Santa Banta fun
Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha.Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha
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Santa and His Son fun
Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?…Read More
Santa Banta And Guide
Santa maisur palace ghoomne gaya. Tourist guide use bola,
"sir is kursi per mat baithiye, ye tipu sultan ki hai." Santa bola,
"are yaar tum chinta mat karo,wo aaega to main uth ja…Read More
Santa and Police
Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa thaaSanta: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar…Read More
Santa Banta jokes
Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa :-(Banta: kaise?Santa: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gayaBanta: lekin 2000 kaise?Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummee…Read More