"1 Baccha har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata hai.Tcher ki wife:Kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye hai,baar-2 phone kyu karte ho.Baccha: sun ke accha lagta hai."
Height of misunderstanding:sum1 placed bomb near a lady,every1 strted shouting:"aunty bomb hai"She smiled n said nahi re paglon ab pehle jaisi baat kahan
Phone Na Karna BiLL Jyada ayega,Msg Na karna Paisa Kharch Ho jaeyga Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yad Karna free me kam ho jayega
A relationship without trust is like a phone without balance.. And what do you do with a phone with ZERO balance ?......''You play games''..! :
1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha..Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi hai...Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli kat le..
KHAN : Hamara biwi humko chhod ke chala gaya.FRIEND : Tum uska khayal nahi rakhta hoga .KHAN : o nahi oye! Kasam khuda ka sagi behen samajhta tha usko...
Palko k ishare se izhaar kar gaya koi,Hum se mila nahi pr dil le gaya koi,Tanhai mai Sas gum hogai humari,Jab khamosh reh kr pyar kar gaya koi
"Boy:i can kiss u without touch u ,girl:imposible boy :lagi 20_20 ,Girl ,ok then boy kissed her ,girl:hay u touch me ,boy:le 20 rs ,tu jeet gayi"
Height of misunderstanding:sum1 placed bomb near a lady,every1 strted shouting:"aunty bomb hai"She smiled n said nahi re paglon ab pehle jaisi baat kahan
Phone Na Karna BiLL Jyada ayega,Msg Na karna Paisa Kharch Ho jaeyga Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yad Karna free me kam ho jayega
A relationship without trust is like a phone without balance.. And what do you do with a phone with ZERO balance ?......''You play games''..! :
1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha..Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi hai...Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli kat le..
KHAN : Hamara biwi humko chhod ke chala gaya.FRIEND : Tum uska khayal nahi rakhta hoga .KHAN : o nahi oye! Kasam khuda ka sagi behen samajhta tha usko...
Palko k ishare se izhaar kar gaya koi,Hum se mila nahi pr dil le gaya koi,Tanhai mai Sas gum hogai humari,Jab khamosh reh kr pyar kar gaya koi
"Boy:i can kiss u without touch u ,girl:imposible boy :lagi 20_20 ,Girl ,ok then boy kissed her ,girl:hay u touch me ,boy:le 20 rs ,tu jeet gayi"
