free 160 character sms

Accidnt k bad Driver Gusse se
Maine Car Ki Headlights On krke btaya
Tha k Pehle mje jane Do
Sardar:Maine B To Wiper Chala K Btaya Tha

Ki
Na Munna Na
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Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the.GOD: Ye log narak me bhi Aish kar rahe hain.Yamraj: Delhi wale hain. Saale Kahin bhi SET ho jate hain....


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Ek sardoro k gaanv m nadi pe bridge bnaya gya. Builder:bahut achch ho gya.Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair k nadi paar krte the ab chhav m tair kar karenge.

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