140 santa banta hindi sms

Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?
Santa:wo book facebook thi, isliye.



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Santa: Aisi Jagah Ka Nam Bta, Jise Bnaya Toh Mard Ne h, Fir b Wo Waha Ja Nhi Skta?............................Banta: LADIES TOILET!


hindi sms 140 character

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Santa aur banta ko 500 ka ek note milaa.
Santa: hum ise 50-50 lenge
Banta: baaki 400 kaa kya karoge?



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short funny sms hindi
"pappa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?
santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diya"




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Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai. 
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa? 
Santa:wo book facebook thi, isliye



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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. 
Santa asked him: What are you doing? 
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.