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160 character sms in english



A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls. Stop behaving like my wife.
will u pls. allow me to complete
the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting.



"Ignorance upto a tym would raise ur valueBt whn it is adopted as a habit,it wil make othrs ignore u."So respectrelationships n hold dem carefully..

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"1 Baccha har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata hai.Tcher ki wife:Kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye hai,baar-2 phone kyu karte ho.Baccha: sun ke accha lagta hai."


Height of misunderstanding:sum1 placed bomb near a lady,every1 strted shouting:"aunty bomb hai"She smiled n said nahi re paglon ab pehle jaisi baat kahan


Phone Na Karna BiLL Jyada ayega,Msg Na karna Paisa Kharch Ho jaeyga Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yad Karna free me kam ho jayega


A relationship without trust is like a phone without balance.. And what do you do with a phone with ZERO balance ?......''You play games''..! :


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Accidnt k bad Driver Gusse se
Maine Car Ki Headlights On krke btaya
Tha k Pehle mje jane Do
Sardar:Maine B To Wiper Chala K Btaya Tha

Ki
Na Munna Na
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Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the.GOD: Ye log narak me bhi Aish kar rahe hain.Yamraj: Delhi wale hain. Saale Kahin bhi SET ho jate hain....


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Ek sardoro k gaanv m nadi pe bridge bnaya gya. Builder:bahut achch ho gya.Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair k nadi paar krte the ab chhav m tair kar karenge.

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A relationship without trust is like a phone without balance.. And what do you do with a phone with ZERO balance ?......''You play games''..! :

160 characters sms

Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai?
Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai?
Aadmi:-nahin to..
bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.

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DOCTOR to AISWARIYA's BABY-You know,Who is your Grandfather?BABY-Yes,Big B.Who's your Mother?Miss world Aishwariya Who's your father?-No idea sirji. 

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Height of misunderstanding:sum1 placed bomb near a lady,every1 strted shouting:"aunty bomb hai"She smiled n said nahi re paglon ab pehle jaisi baat kahan

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A person WhoNever SmokedNever drankNo affairNo girlfriendNo flirtWhen he diedLIC refused claim b'cozJo JIYA hi nahi!Wo Saala Mara Kaise...??;-):

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Gabbar:Ye hath mujhe dede. Thakur:Lele mere hath b lele,Basanti k b leleJay or Veru tum b dedoDURGA MATA banja saale!Gbbr-Sorry Yar Tu To emotionl ho gaya.

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Sita ne RAM ke liye rajmahal chod diya,devdas ne daru k liye paro ko chod diya,aur ap ne kya kiya_......chillar bachane k liye SMS karna chodh diya..

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Palko k ishare se izhaar kar gaya koi,Hum se mila nahi pr dil le gaya koi,Tanhai mai Sas gum hogai humari,Jab khamosh reh kr pyar kar gaya koi