A relationship without trust is like a phone without balance.. And what do you do with a phone with ZERO balance ?......''You play games''..! :
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teacher and santa funny jokes
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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"Gita Updesh"Mobile Nirjiv h,Sim iski Atma h,Sms woh gyan h jo batne se badta h,Isliye Hey Prani Balance ki Moh maya tyag kar nirantar SMS karte rahO.
short good morning sms
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"1 Baccha har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata hai.Tcher ki wife:Kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye hai,baar-2 phone kyu karte ho.Baccha: sun ke accha lagta hai."
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DOCTOR to AISWARIYA's BABY-You know,Who is your Grandfather?BABY-Yes,Big B.Who's your Mother?Miss world Aishwariya Who's your father?-No idea sirji.
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Dost white colour jese hote hwhite me koi b colour mix kro nya colour ban skta hpr Duniya k sare colour mix karke b white colour nhi bnaya ja skta.
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A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls. Stop behaving like my wife.
will u pls. allow me to complete
the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting.
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Ek sardoro k gaanv m nadi pe bridge bnaya gya. Builder:bahut achch ho gya.Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair k nadi paar krte the ab chhav m tair kar karenge.
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teacher and santa funny jokes
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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"Gita Updesh"Mobile Nirjiv h,Sim iski Atma h,Sms woh gyan h jo batne se badta h,Isliye Hey Prani Balance ki Moh maya tyag kar nirantar SMS karte rahO.
short good morning sms
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"1 Baccha har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata hai.Tcher ki wife:Kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye hai,baar-2 phone kyu karte ho.Baccha: sun ke accha lagta hai."
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DOCTOR to AISWARIYA's BABY-You know,Who is your Grandfather?BABY-Yes,Big B.Who's your Mother?Miss world Aishwariya Who's your father?-No idea sirji.
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Dost white colour jese hote hwhite me koi b colour mix kro nya colour ban skta hpr Duniya k sare colour mix karke b white colour nhi bnaya ja skta.
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A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls. Stop behaving like my wife.
will u pls. allow me to complete
the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting.
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Ek sardoro k gaanv m nadi pe bridge bnaya gya. Builder:bahut achch ho gya.Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair k nadi paar krte the ab chhav m tair kar karenge.
