140 character non veg sms

Ek Sardar bina chhile kela kha rha tha.kisi ne usse kaha ise chhil to lo.Sardar bola chhilne ki kya jarurat h, mujhe malum h isme kela hi h.

sms 140 character limit

Sir:Chalo Newton's law batao?SANTA:Sir Mujhe pura nahi bas last ka aata hai.Sir: chalo utna hi batao.SANTA- And dis is called d Newton's law

sms hindi jokes 140 character

Tcher:Konsa Prinda sab se Tez udta h?Boy:Hathi.Tehr:Nalayak, tere baap kya krta h?Boy:mumbai k don hai.T: Shabash hathi sahi jawab he...!

140 character sms in english

A winning horse doesn't know what is win

He only runs in the pain given by is rider.so
whenever u r in the pain,think that god wants U Win.

140 character sms

Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals
Student: Magarmachh.
Teacher: very good or batao.
Student: Magarmachh ki biwi,ladka,ladki or vidhwa maa..

140 santa banta hindi sms

Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?
Santa:wo book facebook thi, isliye.

funny 140 character sms

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chhodo

jokes on girls

Ek kali ladki ko jadugar ne jadoo se pankh uga diya..
LADKI: Are wah mai pari ban gai..
JADUGAR- Nahi re tu chamgadar ban gai hai.

140 character birthday sms

O Friend, 

each year that we celebrate your birthday, 

I count myself lucky for having such a special friend. 

Happy birthday Dear.

hindi sms 140 character

Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

comedy jokes

sharab pine se phele sab bolte hai CHEERS..!!sharab pine se phele sab bolte hai CHEERS..!!.....AARE O PUSHPA..I HATE TEARS.

jokes of santa

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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly! 

santa banta jokes sms

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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. 

140 charater good night sms

G=Go 2 bed O=Off the lightO=Out of tensionD=Dreams come true N=Nice sleep I=Ignore worryG=Get fresh H=Have a sweet dream T=Thank 2 God.G.N.

joks

Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,Wawa!Arz kiya hai-Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,Wah wah!Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.

Kya aap jante hai ki duniya ka sabse mehnga liquid kaunsa

Kya aap jante hai ki  duniya ka sabse mehnga  liquid kaunsa hai.Answer hai"AANSU"kyun ki usme sirf  1% pani aur 99%  feelings hoti hai.

Ques? Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than theEiffel Tower?

Ques? Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than theEiffel Tower?Ans : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can?t jump- THINK DIFFERENT

my____made me special?

my____made me special??1.Angelic eyes2.Personality3.Frankness4.Atitude5.Behaviour6.Simplicity7.Dressing8.Patience9.Attractiondo rply soon.:)

When you move your focus from Competition to

When you move your focus from Competition to Contribution,LIFE becomes Celebration.Never try to defeat people, just win them.

Good morning

hindi sms shayari 140 character

Agar woh pooch le humse kis baat ka gham hai..

To phir kis baat ka gham hai agar woh pooch le humse ki kis baat ka ghum hai.