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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly! 




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Santa and Jeeto
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.





Best jokes santa banta
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Nurse: Mubarak hoAapke ghar beta paida hua hai.Santa: Wahe guru...Kya Technology hai.Biwi yahan hospital me aurBeta ghar me paida hua hai


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Santa Banta short messages


Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai.
"short messages"





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Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chhodo




funny text message
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santa funny jokes


Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;)




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