Showing posts with label Girls and Boys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girls and Boys. Show all posts

140 character funny sms

"1 Baccha har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata hai.Tcher ki wife:Kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye hai,baar-2 phone kyu karte ho.Baccha: sun ke accha lagta hai."


Height of misunderstanding:sum1 placed bomb near a lady,every1 strted shouting:"aunty bomb hai"She smiled n said nahi re paglon ab pehle jaisi baat kahan


Phone Na Karna BiLL Jyada ayega,Msg Na karna Paisa Kharch Ho jaeyga Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yad Karna free me kam ho jayega


A relationship without trust is like a phone without balance.. And what do you do with a phone with ZERO balance ?......''You play games''..! :


girls and boys chutkule


सुरेश अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ पार्क में बैठा था।

 थोड़ी देर बाद गर्लफ्रेंड आईसक्रीम खरीदने चली गई..

 मौके का फायदा उठा कर सुरेश ने गर्लफेंड्र के पर्स में
से मोबाइल निकाला और सोचा कि चलो चेक करता हूं
कि..

 इसने मेरा नंबर किस नाम से सेव किया है..

 और जब सुरेश ने अपना नंबर डॉयल किया तो..


जो नाम स्क्रीन पर आया उसको देख के तो बेचारे के
होश ही उड़ गए..

 क्योंकि लिखा था, रिचार्ज वाले भैया..!!!

top chutkule

एक ट्रेन में लड़का और लड़की सफर कर रहे थे...



लड़की: मैं यहां बैठ सकती हूं...



लड़का: हां क्यों नहीं...



लड़की: क्या मैं यह पानी पी सकती हूं...



लड़का: मेरी खुशनसीबी होगी...



लड़की: क्या मैं आपका कंबल यूज कर लूं...

chutkule

ब्वॉयफ्रेंड: जान तुम्हारा नाम हाथ पर लिखूं या दिल पर... गर्लफ्रेंड: इधर-उधर कहां लिखते हो...

अगर सच्चा प्यार करते हो तो...

सीधे अपनी प्रॉपर्टी के पेपर पर लिखो...!!!

girls and boys too funny sms


Difficult To Understand Girls
Few days back when she called me I was having food
She got angry that i didnt ask her to join me..
Today when she called i was..
.
.
.
Taking bath & i asked her to join,
she was angry again..!!

Update on Facebook

Boy asked God:
Why does she love a rose which dies in a day.
But doesnt love me who dies for her everyday?
God replied: Mast hai!
Facebook pe daal de!!

Funny English Girls and Boys Jokes-Girl before finding her Love


Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
.
After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too!

funny txt messages

"2 answers given by a GIRL when she is proPOSED
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
2 answers given by a BOY when HE IS PROPOSED
1 YES
2 YES"

 top new funny txt messages

short dirty sms jokes

1 Girl Ki T-Shirt Pe CAR Bani Hui Thi.Ek Boy Use Dekhe Ja Raha Tha.Girl- Kabhi Car Nahi Dekhi Kaya.?Boy- Dekhi Hai Par Ese "SPEEDBREAKER" Nahi Dekhe..!

boys and girls top funny jokes

Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Kyon Bataon? Main Tumhain Nahi Jaanti.
Boy: Na Batao. Main Tumhain Kaunsa Apni ACCORD Car main betha kar 5 Star Restaurant le jane wala tha.
Girl: Nazia,
B.Com 2nd Year.
Woh Samne Wali Gali main teesray Makaan main Rehti Hon. Aiesi hoti h ladkiyan:-)