Machchar says,
Lady drinking coke,
machchar falls in.
Lady takes it out, machchar says MAA
Lady asks why did you call me MAA?
Machchar says,
Main teri coke se nikla hoon… MAA
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Santa Banta JOKES
Jeeto: Kal raat
tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
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Santa Banta
Santa Banta zid
kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4
tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
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Can kiss without touch
Boy: i can kiss u without touch u,
Girl: Impossible
Boy: lagi 50-50,ki bet
Girl: Ok
then boy kissed her,
Girl: hay u touch me,
Boy: le 50 rs.tu jeet gayi.
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Santa and banta
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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