boys and girls top funny jokes

Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Kyon Bataon? Main Tumhain Nahi Jaanti.
Boy: Na Batao. Main Tumhain Kaunsa Apni ACCORD Car main betha kar 5 Star Restaurant le jane wala tha.
Girl: Nazia,
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Woh Samne Wali Gali main teesray Makaan main Rehti Hon. Aiesi hoti h ladkiyan:-)