Santa aur Pyaaz ka Daam ?


Santa :-maine doodhwale se pyaaz ke daam pooche to usne kaha pahle 5 rupyeedo phir bataunga?
Banta:-achcha phir kya hua?
Santa:-pahle 5 rupyee do phir bataunga.

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