Santa aur Mendhak

santaNe Mendhak Se Poocha Ki Sardaroon Main Dimag Hota Hai Kya?

Mendak :-Nahi hota,Aur Mendhak Pani Main Kood Gaya.

Santa:-are Isme aatmhatya Karane ki kya zaroorat thi?

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