Santa:-daakuaur neta main kya fark hota hai?
Banta:-daaku pahle lootta hai phir jai jata hai,jabki neta pahle jail jata haiphir lootta hai.
Banta:-daaku pahle lootta hai phir jai jata hai,jabki neta pahle jail jata haiphir lootta hai.
Neta Aur Daaku
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