Showing posts with label Laughter Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Laughter Day. Show all posts
sms in hindi
एक आदमी की मौत के बाद उसका दोस्त उसकी पत्नी के पास आया और बोला : क्या मैं उसकी जगह ले सकता हूं ?
पत्नी : मुझे कोई ऐतराज नहीं। कब्रिस्तान वालों से एक बार पूछ लो।
पत्नी : मुझे कोई ऐतराज नहीं। कब्रिस्तान वालों से एक बार पूछ लो।
Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..
Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.
MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.
funny sms for laughter day
When U r alone
When U r upset
When U r sad
When U r depressed
Just make me a call b’coz
Incoming is free for me
Wishes for Laughter day
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
wish You a laughter day
Keep smile Happy Laughter day
Taxi Driver: Sardarji, taxi k break fail ho gaye,
ab mai kya karu jaldi batao?
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Sardarji: Sabse pehle tu Taxi ka meter band kar!!!
Enjoy Laughgter Day Friends…
Doctor aur Mareez
Patient Doctor ko bola --> Doctor Sahab Mujhe Dur Ka Nazar Nahi ata hai..
Doctor na kaha-- > Wo Asmaan Par Kia Hai?
Mareez --> wo Suraj hai
Doctor > Aabay andhay is s e duur kia khudha ko dekhaga keya..!
Funny joke
Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile hijack ho gaya.
-app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee.
-kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta
-app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee.
-kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta
Machchar says,
Lady drinking coke,
machchar falls in.
Lady takes it out, machchar says MAA
Lady asks why did you call me MAA?
Lady takes it out, machchar says MAA
Lady asks why did you call me MAA?
Machchar says,
Main teri coke se nikla hoon… MAA
Main teri coke se nikla hoon… MAA












