Showing posts with label Laughter Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Laughter Day. Show all posts

Laughter day



Ricky: Darling, tumari bahot yaad aa rahi thi.
isliye call kiya. Kya rahi ho
Ladki: Abhi to humne 1 ghanta baat ki
Ricky: Shayad phir se tume hi phone lag gaya?

sms in hindi

एक आदमी की मौत के बाद उसका दोस्त उसकी पत्नी के पास आया और बोला : क्या मैं उसकी जगह ले सकता हूं ?
पत्नी : मुझे कोई ऐतराज नहीं। कब्रिस्तान वालों से एक बार पूछ लो।

Happy Laughter Day


6-May-2012
World Laughter Day SMS contains funny message to make your loved ones laugh. Laughter has a positive energy due to which people feels happiness. We have collected very funny World Laughter Day SMS for you friends, check them below:
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Q: How to Kill an Ant?




Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..
Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.
MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.

Laughter Day SMS 2012



If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
wish you a happy laughter day

Keep smile Happy Laughter day


Taxi Driver: Sardarji, taxi k break fail ho gaye,
ab mai kya karu jaldi batao?
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Sardarji: Sabse pehle tu Taxi ka meter band kar!!!
Enjoy Laughgter Day Friends…

Laughter day sms



Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don’t have a wife.
Keep Smile always
Happy Laughter Day

sms for laughter day



You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
happy laughter day

Funny jokes



Sidhu during his school days..

Teacher : Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'

Young Sidhu : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How ?

Young Sidhu : Ladies first

Doctor aur Mareez


Patient  Doctor  ko bola --> Doctor  Sahab  Mujhe Dur  Ka Nazar Nahi ata hai..

Doctor na kaha-- > Wo Asmaan  Par Kia Hai?

Mareez --> wo Suraj hai

Doctor > Aabay  andhay  is  s e duur kia  khudha ko dekhaga keya..! 

Funny joke

Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile hijack ho gaya.
-app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee.
-kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta