When U r alone
When U r upset
When U r sad
When U r depressed
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Doctor and Nurse
Nurse: udhaas kyu
baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha
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Patient: Doctor,
mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe vampire ne kaat lya hai..
Doctor: achcha , lo ek glass paani piyo.
Patient: kya main isse thik ho jaaunga?
Doctor: nahin per isse mujhe pata chal jaaega ki tumhare gale main chhed… Read More
- Principal and student
Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha
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- student and teacher sms
Teacher: Akbar kaun
tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
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- Maa and Beti
Maa beti se kaha
Maa: tumhara future plan keya hai?
Beti: meine maa banugi,study karungi,boyfrnd ko help karungi..
Maa: jo vi karna jara serial maintain karke karna beti. … Read More
