Q: How to Kill an Ant? Asked in exam for 15 marks.. Student’s Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire. When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire. Then admit wounded ant in ICU. Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant. MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.
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