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संता सिंह ने बंता सिंह से पूछा, "तुम खाली पेट होने पर कितने केले खा सकते हो...?"

बंता ने कुछ पल सोचकर कहा, "मैं छह केले खा सकता हूं..."

संता ने हंसते हुए जवाब दिया, "गलत जवाब, दोस्त... पहला केला खा लेने के बाद तुम्हारा पेट खाली कहां रहेगा, सो, खाली पेट होने पर एक ही केला खा सकते हो..."

बंता सिंह झेंपते हुए घर पहुंचे, और जाते ही पत्नी से सवाल किया, "तुम खाली पेट होने पर कितने केले खा सकती हो...?"

पत्नी ने भी कुछ पल सोचकर कहा, "मैं चार केले खा सकती हूं..."

बंता ने निराश स्वर में कहा, "अगर छह कहती तो एक मस्त चुटकुला सुनाता तुझे..."

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