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एक बस कंडक्टर की शादी हो रही थी। फेरों के वक्त जब दुल्हन उसके पास आकर बैठी तो...
कंडक्टर बोला- थोड़ा पास होके बैठो ना, एक सवारी और बैठ सकती है।

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