funny punjabi sms jokes


2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare
1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle
2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle
… Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c
thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn”
dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian
jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” 

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