संता का रोना और बंता की सलाह

संता का रोना और बंता की सलाह


संता की गर्लफ्रैंड उसे छोड़कर चली गई...

बेचारा रो-रोक गीत गा रहा था- जग सूना-सूना लागे....जग सूना सूना लागे

बंता आया और बोलाः अरे रो काहे को रहा है...जग में पानी भर ले..भरा-भरा लगने लगेगा...।

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