Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..
Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it…Read More
Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?
Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?
Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa Shampoo use karta hoo
Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?
Banta: nahi, santa mera room mate hai.
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Patni and Muvie
Patni: dekhoji, hamaare shantabai ki pati, usko
khush rakhne ke liye, har hafte movie pe le jaate hai. aap kyu nahi karte ho
aise?
Pati: arey, maine bhi shantabai ko movie ke liye bulaaya. lekin usne manaa
kardi. isme meri k…Read More
Engineer ?
Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise
engineer bane?
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Public to Santa:
Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?
Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aa…Read More