140 characters sms
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”. …Read More
engineer or doctor
Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi kartibcoz wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone mein koigadha unke liye engineer ya doctor banraha hoga…Read More
sms 160 character
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. …Read More
Super Insult
Super Insult :DGirl- (in a party) excuse me,Mere hath me khane ki plate he tokya aapmeri T-shirt par se ek cheez hatasakte ho?.Boy- (khush hote hue) ha bolokya kya hatana he ?..Girl- apni kutte jesi nazre :P :D…Read More
160 character girls and boys sms
Boy- Bus,train or ladki ek jesi hoti hai,ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai Girl- Taxi, Autoriksha or ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao 4 chale Aate hai..! …Read More