Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic kebahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
Related Posts:
Santa and Jeeto
Santa and Jeeto
were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto
with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
…Read More
Santa fun
Santa: My dad
was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
…Read More
santa banta sms
Santa goes to
buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
…Read More
Santa and Examiner
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?
Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye
…Read More
Santa n banta
An Englishman
and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
…Read More