Santa:Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents
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Jeeto: Kal raat
tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
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Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"…Read More
Santa and banta
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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Santa: sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?Banta: yeh race hai.jo jeetega use prize milegaSanta: agar sirf jeetnewaale ko prize milega to itne log kyu bhaaga rahe hai?
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Santa's call
Santa
dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
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