sms hindi jokes 140 character

Tcher:Konsa Prinda sab se Tez udta h?Boy:Hathi.Tehr:Nalayak, tere baap kya krta h?Boy:mumbai k don hai.T: Shabash hathi sahi jawab he...!

140 character sms

Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals
Student: Magarmachh.
Teacher: very good or batao.
Student: Magarmachh ki biwi,ladka,ladki or vidhwa maa..

hindi sms 140 character

Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

teacher sms english

To his/her students
A teacher is always true!
We are fortunate to have a teacher
As wonderful loving and caring as you!
Happy Teachers Day!

A good teacher according to students

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

MotorCycle

Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!

funny teacher and student jokes

Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.

Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.

Teacher: kyu?

Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate

teacher and santa funny jokes

Teacher to santa: where were you born? 

Santa: Thiruvananthapuram 

Teacher: can u spell it? 

Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA. 

What Shape Is The Earth?

Teacher: What Shape Is The Earth? 
Student: I Don't Know. 

Teacher: Well! 
What Kind Of Earrings Does Your Girlfriend Wear? 
Student: Square Ones. 

Teacher: No, I Mean The Ones She Wear On Sunday. 
Student: Round 

Teacher: Then, What Shape Is The Earth? 
Student: Square On Weekdays 
And Round On Sundays. =P

Teacher's fun

Teacher: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum bataao 45+5 kitna hua?
Student: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kara rahe ho

Principal and student funny sms

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha

Funny jokes

Sidhu during his school days..

Teacher : Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'

Young Sidhu : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How ?

Young Sidhu : Ladies first

student and teacher sms

Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.

Top sms on Cricket

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!