Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
Showing posts with label short messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label short messages. Show all posts
comedy jokes
sharab pine se phele sab bolte hai CHEERS..!!sharab pine se phele sab bolte hai CHEERS..!!.....AARE O PUSHPA..I HATE TEARS.
joks
Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,Wawa!Arz kiya hai-Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,Wah wah!Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.
Kya aap jante hai ki duniya ka sabse mehnga liquid kaunsa
Kya aap jante hai ki duniya ka sabse mehnga liquid kaunsa hai.Answer hai"AANSU"kyun ki usme sirf 1% pani aur 99% feelings hoti hai.
Ques? Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than theEiffel Tower?
Ques? Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than theEiffel Tower?Ans : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can?t jump- THINK DIFFERENT
my____made me special?
my____made me special??1.Angelic eyes2.Personality3.Frankness4.Atitude5.Behaviour6.Simplicity7.Dressing8.Patience9.Attractiondo rply soon.:)
Banta: raat mein candle light
Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha.
When you move your focus from Competition to
When you move your focus from Competition to Contribution,LIFE becomes Celebration.Never try to defeat people, just win them.
Good morning
jokes sms in hindi
Paresh Rawal style:Sula de re deva,sula deYee..Mere ko nai re deva,mere dost koyee..Hamesha k liye nai re deva,aj rat k liye Good Night.
short dirty jokes sms
Mirchi muh ke alaawa aur kahan lagti hai?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?Kheto me lagti h . . .Hamesha apne. . .ke bare me hi sochte ho....?
