Wife : Do u love me?

Wife : Do u love me?
Huby : of course I do..
Wife : to Aap meri parwaah kyoun nahi karte

Huby : are pagli pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte

hindi chutkule

शादी के काफी दिनों बाद एक रात पति-पत्नी में बहस हो रही थी।
पति (पत्नी से) - अगर तुम्हें खाना बनाना आता तो मैं आया की छुट्‍टी कर देता।
पत्नी, पति से - अगर तुम्हें प्यार करना आता तो मैं ड्राइवर की छुट्‍टी कर देती।

funny message of the day

Married Men's True Story...Maang Bharne Ki Saza Kuch Iss Kadar Paa Raha Hoon.......Ki Maang Poori Karte Karte Mang Mang Ke Kha Raha Hoon....

funny sms in hindi 140 character

Wife:-I will die.Husband:- I will also die.Wife:-why will you die?Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness.

mobile sms in hindi 160 words

Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho.
Husband: haa dear, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho.

funny Essay on wife

University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution.

Funny husband wife jokes 1

पत्नी घर में एक बकरी लेकर आई। पति ने पूछा, ‘इस भैंस को घर क्यों लाई हो?’
पत्नी : ‘दिखता नहीं है क्या... भैंस नहीं, बकरी है।’

पति : ‘बकरी से ही पूछ रहा हूं।’

To Funny Joke

पप्पू : अपनी शादी को 5 साल हो गए हैं!
 
तुमको सबसे ज्यादा प्यार में मज़ा किस दिन आया ?
 
शीला: शरमाते हुए, जब आप 3 दिनों के लिए घर से बाहर गए हुए थे !

Patni and Muvie

Patni: dekhoji, hamaare shantabai ki pati, usko khush rakhne ke liye, har hafte movie pe le jaate hai. aap kyu nahi karte ho aise?
Pati: arey, maine bhi shantabai ko movie ke liye bulaaya. lekin usne manaa kardi. isme meri kya galti hai

World Laughter Day SMS

Biwi: Mera birthday hai, kya gift laya?

Pati: Wo Mercedes dekh rahi ho?

Biwi: Khushise…ha ha…

Pati: Usi color ki nail paint laya hoon!! 

Happy Laughter Day 2012

Wishes for Laughter day

Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.

Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

wish You a laughter day

Husband wife jokes

Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha,
Wife – kesa lag raha he ji?
Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.

Pati patni jokes

Ek makeup sacheton lady ne mritu kaal par uski pati se daka.
Pati:bolo tumhara antim issa keya hai?
Patni:mere marne ke bad meri sundar tasbir akhbar pe chapne par mere age math  likhna.
Pati:kiun?
Patni:kiun ki log ye jan jayega ke meine budhi ho gaya tha.

Hindi Husband Wife Jokes

patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon!
pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon

Pati patni Hindi Jokes

pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, padosi aa rahe hain.
patni: Kyonji ! kya Aapke dost chura lenge?
pati: are Nahin, who apna saaman pehchaan lenge.

Husband and Wife jokes

Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kya tumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahin rehta?
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan.

Sms and ring tone

Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise

Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!

Pati: Air kaash tum

aisi ringtone hoti jise

main har hafte badal sakta.

Chand sa chehra

Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko):

Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikaho...

Chehra dekte hi husband bola:

Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or gadde hai,

tumhare maa baap ne mujhe dhoka diya hai.

Wife: Darlin nayi khojo se chand ka yahi roop samne aaya hai.

Biwi and TV

Jitne channel Tv ke,
Utne nakhre Biwi ke,
Tv chalta hai remote se,
Biwi chalta hai Note se. 

Husband and wife funny sms

Husband: agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: aise kyu bol rahe ho?
Husband: usse badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai.