Enjoy a funny IAS Interview..

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Enjoy a funny IAS Interview..
The IAS Interview

One young man went for an IAS Interview.


"When did India get independence?" He was asked.


"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.


"Who was responsible for our independence?"

140 character sms in english

A winning horse doesn't know what is win

He only runs in the pain given by is rider.so
whenever u r in the pain,think that god wants U Win.

160 character sms in english

A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls. Stop behaving like my wife.
will u pls. allow me to complete
the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting.



"Ignorance upto a tym would raise ur valueBt whn it is adopted as a habit,it wil make othrs ignore u."So respectrelationships n hold dem carefully..

girls and boys too funny sms

Difficult To Understand Girls
Few days back when she called me I was having food
She got angry that i didnt ask her to join me..
Today when she called i was..
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Taking bath & i asked her to join,
she was angry again..!!

Facebook Account Named "No One"

I Should Create A 
Facebook Account Named 
"No One".. 
Then 
I Can Like People's Status (^_^) 
And 
It Will Say 
"No One Likes This" =P =D

What Is FACEBOOK ?

What Is FACEBOOK ?
Its A Place Where Boy Posts
Joke, Gets No Response...
And
If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments
& 60 Friends Requests . . . =P =D

Funny English Girls and Boys Jokes-Girl before finding her Love

Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
.
After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too!

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:

funny sms exams

The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

santa funny jokes

 Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". 

(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) 

Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!" 

teacher and santa funny jokes

Teacher to santa: where were you born? 

Santa: Thiruvananthapuram 

Teacher: can u spell it? 

Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA. 

santa and exam

Santa giving exam while standing at the door. 

A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?" 

Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test." 

children's funny sms

chintu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. 

Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator! 

santa banta funny jokes 1000

Santa's wife dies. He is calm,

 but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him:

 Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

santa banta funny jokes 999

Santa standing on platform 

suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die  have you not

 heard train is coming on platform.

Height Of "Oohh Shit"

Height Of "Oohh Shit" 

A Boy Throws A Luv Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother.. 
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. 
. 
. 
And Her Brother Was Gay..!! 

Ohhh Shhittt... :-D

Funny But Reality

Funny But Reality,

Our Parents Spend The First Years of Our Lives Teaching Us
To Walk And Talk,
.

And The Next All Years Telling Us
To Sit Down And Shut up" =D

Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend

A Simple fact:

Boys Can Never B;
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend

Becoz;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future..=D =P

What Shape Is The Earth?

Teacher: What Shape Is The Earth? 
Student: I Don't Know. 

Teacher: Well! 
What Kind Of Earrings Does Your Girlfriend Wear? 
Student: Square Ones. 

Teacher: No, I Mean The Ones She Wear On Sunday. 
Student: Round 

Teacher: Then, What Shape Is The Earth? 
Student: Square On Weekdays 
And Round On Sundays. =P

Its True That Love Is Blind

Its True That Love Is Blind. 
Because I Couldnt See 
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. 
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. 
Her Father Was Coming 
When I Was Kissing....