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DOCTOR to AISWARIYA's BABY-You know,Who is your Grandfather?BABY-Yes,Big B.Who's your Mother?Miss world Aishwariya Who's your father?-No idea sirji. 

sms on thakur

Gabbar:Ye hath mujhe dede. Thakur:Lele mere hath b lele,Basanti k b leleJay or Veru tum b dedoDURGA MATA banja saale!Gbbr-Sorry Yar Tu To emotionl ho gaya.

jokes sms in hindi

Paresh Rawal style:Sula de re deva,sula deYee..Mere ko nai re deva,mere dost koyee..Hamesha k liye nai re deva,aj rat k liye Good Night.

only 140 character sms

Girl: Ladka kaisa h?pandit-ladka achha h, Engineering kiya h,dikhne me  FILM ka HERO lagta h.!Girl: kounsa film ka hero.?......"Pipply live"

EK THA TIGER

Hansi mejak ke wo pal yaad rakhna

Is GEHRI dosti ko yaad rakhna

Mehfil me kal main rahu ya na rahu

  EK THA TIGER 

tumhare group me bus itna yaad rakhna .

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

हिंदी sms

फिल्मी अंदाज में स्कूली जीवन:

स्कूल: अपनी तो पाठशाला मस्ती की पाठशाला.

ट्यूशन: इधर चला मैं उधर चला.

मैथ्स: अजीब दास्तां है ये, कहां शुरू कहां खतम.

साइंस: आ खुशी से खुदकुशी कर ले.

भूगोल: मुसाफिर हूं मैं यारो.

एग्जाम: जहरीली रातें नींद उड़ जाती है..

रिजल्ट: जीया धड़क-धड़क जाए..

पास: आज मैं ऊपर, आसमां नीचे..

फेल: जग सूना सूना लागे.

Ghajani effect

Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"


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He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.

Once Amitabh Bachchan

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came after hours and Pran boarded off. Mr. Bachchan remained. A stranger co-passenger asked to Mr. Bachchan, “Both of you seemed good friend, why didn’t you go away with him.” Amitabh said, “Pran jae per Vachan na jae.”

टीचर – होमवर्क नही किया

 टीचर – होमवर्क नही किया ?

स्टुडेंट – टी. वी. देख रहा थ... मूड नही था . टीचर–( थप्पड ) बदतमीज मुंह पे जवाब देता है . ??

स्टुडेंट – “क्यूं सच  का सबक सिखाए, जब सच सुन भी ना पाये , सच कोई बोले तो तू नियम कानून बताए, तेरा डर, तेरा प्यार, तेरी वाह, तू ही रख सड्डा हक, ईथे रख”

In Ghajini

In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..




How ? ? ?





Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise 
Angelina Jolie 
Aishwarya Rai 
Arnold 
Jennifer Lopez 
Amitabh Bachhan 
& me.. 
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

Cast of a new Hindi movie:

Cast of a new Hindi movie:

Ayesha Takia

Mallika Sherawat

Rakhi Sawant

Sherlyn chopra

Bipasha basu

Sameera Reddy

Name of the movie:

ALL THE BREAST

Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C

Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C officer to insure her body,
the L.I.C officer refused, 
sorry madam we dont cover public property