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Achaanak bijli chali gayi to mombattiya jala
di gayi| garmi tej thi| isi beech ek mehmaan
ne kaha- “Bhai, pankhe to chala do|”
Mejbaan ne mudkar badi gambheerta se kaha-
“Pankhe chalane se mombattiya bujh jayengi|”
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Ek lamba tagda bahut hi mota vyakti darji ki
dukaan par pahucha|
Darji ne badi kathinayi se naap lekar haafte hue kaha-
“Janaab, is shervani ki silaai ke sau rupaye honge|”
Mota vyakti- “Parantu tumne Telephone par pachas
rupaye bataye the|”
Darji ne pasine pochte hue kaha- “Ji haan bataye to the,
parantu shervani ke bataye the, shaamiyaane ke nahi|”
Love shayari
Shikshak- “Maan lo, tum jungle me khade ho,
isi beech sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?”
Chaatra- “Sir, mai kya karunga? Jo kuch karega,
sher hi karega|”
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Santa- “Kal aapne apne bache ko bahut pita|
Aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi thi usse?”
Banta- “Darhasal do din baad us badmaash ka
result nikalne waala hai aur mai aaj hi ek
mahine ke tour par jaa raha hu|”
Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti
hai ki kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab
maine usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband
kare to usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”
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Hadbadi me kahi jaate dekhkar ek yuvti
ne apne Doctor pita se poocha- “Kya baat hai
papa? Aap itni jaldi me kaha jaa rahe hai?”
Doctor- “Abhi-abhi ek vyakti ka phone aaya tha,
keh raha tha ki haaye, mai mar jaaunga… turant aa jao|”
Navyuvti ne sharmakar kaha- “Papa…vah…vah
phone aapke liye nahi mere liye tha|”
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Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”
Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”
Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|”
