sms funny text messages

"Diff. in GF & Wife?
G-Beauty,W-Duty
G-Pension,W-Tension
G-Yummy,W-Vehmi
G-Cool,W-Fool
G-Tutti-Fruity,W-Kismt Futi
G-Fresh Cake,W-Earthquake"
Best sms funny text messages collection
Monday, April 22, 2013Unknown

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