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संता को सिर में चोट लग गई...

 वह डॉक्टर के पास गया...

 डॉक्टर: सिर पर चोट कैसे लगी?

 संता : मैं अपनी हवाई चप्पल से दीवार में कील ठोंक रहा था...

 डॉक्टर : उससे चोट का क्या लेना-देना?

 संता: उसी वक्त मेरे पड़ोसी ने कहा कि कभी-कभी दिमाग का भी इस्तेमाल कर लिया करो...!!!

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