funny teacher and student jokes
Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.
Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate
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santa banta funny jokes
There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
"Under 18 are not allowed."
Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.
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गधे का सपनाएक दिन दो पुराने दोस्त गधे बाजार में मिले। एकगधा बोला – यार तुम तो बहुत कमजोर हो गए हो। क्या तुम्हारा मालिक तुम्हेंठीक से खाने पीने को नहीं देता ?दूसरे गधे ने ठंडी सांस भरकर कहा – हां दोस्त, खाने पीने को तो ठीक से मिलता ही नह…Read More
Funny shirt sms
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
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santa banta jokes
Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai
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