santa singh jokes

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

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