santa banta 160 charecters sms

Santa: sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?
Banta: yeh race hai.jo jeetega use prize milega
Santa: agar sirf jeetnewaale ko prize milega to itne log kyu bhaaga rahe hai?

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