santa banta 160 charecters sms
Santa: sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?Banta: yeh race hai.jo jeetega use prize milegaSanta: agar sirf jeetnewaale ko prize milega to itne log kyu bhaaga rahe hai?
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always Brush ur Teeth
Dreammakes everything possible, Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth
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Santa's call
Santa
dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya …Read More
Doctor: sharaab peena
Doctor: sharaab peena haanikaarak hai. is vichaar main mujhe aapse baath
karni hai.
Patient: theek hai doctor. sham ko moonlight bar mein milenge.
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Patni: swamiji
Patni: swamiji ne kahaa ke swarg mein pati patni ko saath rehne nahi dete
hai
Pati: isiliye usae swarg kehete hai :-)
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