jokes punjabi sms

Customer: eh bakra kine da hai?
Shopkeeper: 500 da.
Custmr: ena sasta?
Shopkeeper: paji eh China da aa.
Koi guarantee nahi te.. Koi ptani..
Ghar pahuch ke bhokan e lag jave!!

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