Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath padhti hai,
1st aayi hai.
boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh,
Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.
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2nd way
Pappu said to girl: I
love u.
but the girl replied: sorry, i love someone else.
Pappu in sad mood looked at the girl n said:
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.
.
.
bataun teri maa ko??
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Girl: um, suno.
Guy: huh?
Girl: kuch zaroori baat kahni hai.
Guy: kaho.
Girl: sabke samne kehneme sharm aati hai
Guy (kinda excited): arre, keh bhi do.
Girl: log hasenge
Guy: kuch nahi hoga
Girl: yeh baat tumahre kaanome keh… Read More
- Love is forever
A dead boy was taken to heaven.
God was shocked to see has heartbeats.
Boy Replied: Only am dead but my lover still lives in my heart.
&
The boy was sent to hell for overacting… Read More
Girl
Girl: What can u do
for me?
Boy: Everything
Girl: Can u leave your parents for me?
Boy: Sorry dear, I cant leave my old God for a new Temple!
… Read More- HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
Boy: Marry me
Girl: Do u have a house?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u have a BMW car?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but
Girl: No but. u have nothing.. How can i marry u.?? Leave please!!
Boy: (talk to himself… Read More
