Girlfrnd: Es week roj shopping karenge, next week roj movie dekhenge.
Boyfrnd: Uske agle week roj mandir jayenge.
Girlfrnd: Kyu?
Boyfrnd: Bheekh maangne.
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Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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1st aayi hai.
boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh,
Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.
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Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
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प्रेमिका: कुछ ऐसा कहो न जिससे मेरी दिल की धड़कन तेज हो जाये और मेरा दिल जोर-जोर से धड़के, मुझे कुछ कुछ हो!
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