FRIEND is Asian paints jo Duniya badal de.
GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala jo Taste mein best.
WIFE is Mosquito coil jo kone se dhund ke mare!
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O Friend,
each year that we celebrate your birthday,
I count myself lucky for having such a special friend.
Happy birthday Dear.
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Ek kali ladki ko jadugar ne jadoo se pankh uga diya..
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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
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Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
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