funny chutkule sms in hindi

एक बार संता के गांव में एक मंत्री आया हुआ था। लोगों ने अपने गांव को सुधारने के लिए कई चीजों की मांग की।

संता भी बोला- हमें अपने गांव में एक पुल चाहिए।

मंत्रीजी हैरान होते हुए बोले- पर तुम्हारे गांव में तो कोई नदी ही नहीं है।

संता- तो फिर हमें एक नदी भी चाहिए।

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